general survey

Below is a huge long survey I jacked from Wootae… I felt like updating this section, but didn’t know what to say in it… luckily for me I found this ridiculously LONG survey to fill out! If you’re really bored, it’ll take some time to read through it all. if you’re REALLY bored, you can always copy and paste it and then fill it out yourself… Or you could just sit there and mentally think what a waste of time this was for me… but then again… YOU’RE the one taking time to read this… so who’s really wasting time? Uh huh… that’s what I though…

BASICS…
name:
Jacob
nicknames:
flakeboy, jester, jest, jerk-ob, snake-up, jake, j-cup, j-rump, yacob, bocaj, flakey, “2″
gender:
male
date of birth:
09/09/1977
age:
if you can read the above line, you can do the math
birthplace:
Michigan
astrological sign:
Virgo
zodiac sign:
snake
location:
Los Angeles/Palos Verdes
school:
UCLA
romantic status:
uh… single… N/A… whatever…
ethnicity:
Chinese American
hair color:
black or mahogany
eye color:
light brown
piercings:
none… yet…
height:
5′5″ and 0.5″
best feature:
my rump and how I shake it… or so I’ve been told…ARE YOU…
pretty:
I don’t know about pretty but I can be pretty damn petty…
funny:
people tend to laugh at me and not with me
hot:
depends on how desperate or drunk you are
friendly:
hey! what you looking at ugly?!
amusing:
I can amuse myself. The other day I spent 30 minutes playing with plastic clips and twisting them into different shapes…
loveable:
sure
caring:
in my own special way
sweet:
I’m the antithesis of salty
dorky:
sometimes
weird:
yes… but aren’t we all?
smart:
I used to think i was… shows how stupid I really am!
arrogant:
hope not
attractive:
to the wrong people
outgoing:
not really
shy:
depends on the crowd
popular:
hahaha… wasn’t that a show on the WB?
sarcastic:
what’s that mean?
religious:
yes
ambitious:
should be
bitchy:
only when I whine
cocky:
isn’t that the same as arrogant?
independent:
want to be
lazy:
can’t afford to be
ignorant:
is bliss
crazy:
and insane
clueless:
this list has too many synonyms
perverted:
actually, I prefer to be called demented…
depressed:
all the time
suicidal:
you’ll find out when you find my note…
innocent:
as the freshly fallen snow…
artistic:
depends on who you ask
clothing:
boxers, jeans and a shirt… all a guy needs
musical:
i like music but I am not musically talented at all

EITHER/OR…
coke or pepsi:
Coke… duh…
club or houseparty:
houseparty
tea or coffee:
coffee
high achiever or easy-going:
hard-working under-achiever?
cats or dogs:
puppies
apples or oranges:
oranges
food or candy:
isn’t candy a type of food?
DVDs or VHS:
DVD
mall or movies:
mall
matches or a lighter:
lighters… especially ones that play China’s national anthem when opened
oprah or jerry springer:
Harpo
DO YOU…
smoke:
only inside casinos and places where smoking is permitted
do drugs:
nope
drink:
only if I can’t taste the alcohol
have a crush:
perhaps…
have a boyfriend/girlfriend:
nope
have recurring dreams:
usually involves me and an anvil
have any gay or lesbian friends:
yep and some ambiguous ones too
believe in miracles:
don’t you?
believe in astrology:
no
believe in magic:
do miracles count as magic?
pray:
not enough
go to church:
yep
have any secrets:
a few skeletons here and there
have any pets:
not at the moment
go to or plan to go to college:
UCLA
talk to strangers who instant message you:
not usually
wear hats:
yep
hate yourself:
sometimes
take walks in the rain:
I love the rain
sing in the shower:
sometimes
wear glasses/contacts:
both
wear white socks:
who doesn’t?
have your own phoneline:
SprintPCS
like to dance:
sure, why not?
sit by the phone all night waiting for a call:
no
save AOL convos:
my computer does that automatically
save emails:
ALL OF THEM
wish you were someone else:
I wish i was rich, does that count?
wish you were a member of the opposite sex:
Hell no!
facial feature do you find most attractive:
smile baby
long/short hair:
short
looks/personality:
go for both
punk/prep:
prep
older/younger:
i could go either way within a 4 year radius…

HAVE YOU EVER…
been so drunk that you blacked out?
yep. the first and last time i drank
taken any illegal substances?
no… I prefer the legal ones, they’re easier to get
gone out in public in your pajamas?
yup
missed school because it was raining?
no… i like the rain
set any body part on fire for amusement?
huh?
kept a secret from everyone?
well… yeees… that’s what makes it a secret
who knows your deepest ones?
God
wanted to hook up with a friend?
who hasn’t?
cried during a flick?
on occasion, but luckily no one ever notices…
had a crush on a teacher?
ewe…
thought an animated character was hot?
yeah
prank called someone?
my Latin teacher in High School on her birthday…
been on stage?
yeah… big mistake
kissed your cousin?
ewe.. friggin’ NASTY
ran away?
no… was never that stupid to believe I could afford it
broken someone’s heart?
unfortunately…
had your heart broken?
I’ve lost count…
had an imaginary friend?
no… but i talked to my stuffed animals sometimes…
cheated on a test?
no… too scared and stupid to
been in the hospital?
yeah
been with 2 girls at one time?
only 2? (j/k)
fell asleep in the shower/bath?
yes.. and on the can too!
gone to church?
yep
been to a camp/retreat?
yep
sat in a restaurant without ordering anything?
whenever I’m broke and with hungry friends who aren’t
gone without bathing for more than a week?
when i was a lil kid
broken something valuable?
all the time as a kid
screamed at someone for no reason?
no, i got reasons for my madness
thought you were in love?
yeah… a coupla times…
said “I Love You” and meant it?
yeah
been hurt by a guy/girl you loved?
oh yeah
stayed up until 4 AM?
all the time in college
liked someone too young for you?
uhmmm… no… thaz just wrong…
walked in on someone changing or showering?
yeah
had braces?
yeah.. i think i need them again too
loved someone you had no chance with?
yeah… that’s why I’ve given up on love…

WHAT IS…
the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
trusting my friend to actually be a friend when I needed him
your most embarrassing moment?
farting in a complete stranger’s face in a study lounge in college
your fondest memory?
That’s a secret… oooooh!!!!!
your most prized possession?
my portfolio
the thing that makes you happiest?
forgetting about all the woes and troubles that exist in this world

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
God: yes
devil: yes
love: yes and no… not as much as I used to?
heaven: yes
hell: yes
superstitions: no
santa claus: I believe Coca-cola made him up
ghosts: yes
UFO’s: yes
destiny/fate: yes… and its unavoidable…
love at first sight: no

FAVORITES…
salad dressing:
Caesar
movie:
Emperor’s New Groove
book:
books without pictures?! Uhhh… my Cordon Bleu cookbook?
type of music:
Video Game Soundtracks (originals and remixed)
fast food:
Wendy’s
ice cream:
French Vanilla
food:
I like most foods except eggplant, nuts, and beans
soda:
Diet Coke
song:
Eyes on Me (N.Uematsu and F.Wong)
radio station:
Don’t really like any of them anymore
color:
Obnoxious Orange
candy:
Altoid Tangerine Sours
breakfast food:
Skillets… hmmmm
fruit:
purple is a fruit… pineapples :)
scent:
Dunhill Desire Blue
subject:
me of course! (j/k)
day of the week:
Saturday
month:
December (all the vacation days!)
season:
Winter
location for a date:
In front of the TV under a blankie… ooh la la…

QUESTIONS…
what jewelry do you wear everyday?
I don’t wear jewelry
would you vote for a woman president?
I’d be open to it
do you dream in black and white?
i don’t think so.. not unless its a flashback
what color nail polish do you wear?
umm… N/A
do you have dimples?
I don’t think so, but according to my friends I do…
do you remember being born?
no
why do you take surveys?
Bored and outta my mind… DAMN this thing is LONG
what hurts more, emotional or physical pain?
emotional
do you like your name?
I dunno… I’ve just gotten used to it I guess
who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?
Do I really have a choice? Me, myself and I…
can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
Yep and I can tie a cherry stem in a knot too
who makes you happy?
No one really
have you ever won any special awards?
Yeah… but they spelled my name wrong on it and didn’t tell me I was getting it until after I already missed the awards ceremony
what are your future goals?
have a steady income, not be a burden to anyone, and support my family/friends in their endeavors…
are you afraid that you’ll never get married?
no… I’m not afraid… I know I’m never getting married…
do you want kids?
Wouldn’t mind a kid… I think the world could use more people just like meeh. :)
what do you want to be when you grow up?
competent.

AT THE MOMENT…
rockin:
Whatever come up in my random iTunes/WinAmp playlist… but usually Chrono Cross
eating:
Altoid Tangerine Sours!!!
drinking:
bottled water
listening to:
MP3’s
talking to:
my very Chinky friend…

EXTRAS…
last digit of your number:
which number? phone number or SS#? Well both end in 4. My driver’s license ends in a 6 though
can you speak ebonics:
nope… but I can do a double snap… which is something I should not be proud of…
if you could be any animal, which and why:
I’d be a very pampered puppy
people are always surprised at your ability to give advice:
only those who actually think I give good advice…
your parents always tell you to do:
meet a girl
do you write in cursive or print:
print
it’s the end of the world as we know it, what do you do?:
lay down and die like everyone else
best things about the past year:
going to the gym and losing 25+ lbs.
worst things about the past year:
moving away from West LA

· Last updated 2004.01.04